phanfics are so bad god help us
people who hate taylor swift for no reason other than the fact that she has dated boys in her life are not the kind of people i want to be around
I can’t believe people believe that if we ban guns, the world’s problems would be solved.
guys are so full of shit “i’ll fuck you til you scream” yeah right you’ll finish in 3 minutes then roll over and sleep while i lie there trying to figure out when exactly you stuck it in
sometimes I think of Sherlock as demisexual but then I remember that time he eyefucked a room full of army dudes
college tip: take the “no shame” route with your roommate. they see you in ur underwear? who cares. they witness you playing neopets for over 8 hours a day and walk in on you crying with bad indie pop playing in the background semi frequently? well
ME AND MEGAN
casually crying alone in my room on a Friday night because my favorite youtuber blocked me on twitter.